About

1. I have sold exactly two photographs, both for less than a dollar profit. I consider myself a professional photographer, nonetheless.

2. To paraphrase one of these from my good friend, Darby, at one time my IQ was 4 standard deviations above the norm. Laziness and hard drinking have lowered that by now, I’m sure.

3. I much prefer to redesign the rules, rather than play as they are written.

4. I find willful ignorance and the unwillingness to learn to be some of the worst human qualities.

5. I enjoy using bad grammar on purpose, just because it’s more funner.

6. My favorite joke in the world is from Monty Python, “What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!”

7. I believe that wine drinking is just a joke started by some guy lost in the mists of time who convinced his slower-than-average ‘friend’ that the bad grape juice was ‘tasty’ that has perpetuated throughout history. And much like the old Breck commercial, the slow friend told his friends, and they told theirs and so on and so on…
(Sorry Darby, borrowed another one)

8. I think that, sometimes, it’s even funnier if you have to explain it.

9. I used to have an irrational fear of spiders.

10. I used to have an irrational fear of heights.

11. I’ve found photography to be very useful in getting rid of irrational fears.

12. To this day, I can’t believe I actually own a Mini Cooper S, had it for 4 years now and I’m still impressed by that little car.

13. I now realize that 25 things is a lot to write about oneself.

14. I have a tactile fascination with coins, particularly British pounds.

15. I do not like to get unwrapped birthday presents…got to at least be in a gift bag. Christmas and other presents, I don’t much care, but birthday ones have GOT to be wrapped.

16. A good, I mean really GOOD, ice-cold dirty vodka martini with three olives is a gift from on high.

17. I wrote the software for and hosted the very first wholly online debate between two candidates for political office in the United States, possibly the world.

18. My favorite weekend activity is hiking with Tami and the dogs.

19. I have always wanted to learn to fence.

20. I don’t like kites. They either never go up or never come down.

21. I have a hard time completing long lists as I tend to lose creativity towards the end.

22. I love it when dogs fall asleep in your lap, the level of complete trust astounds me.

23. I am loyal to a fault, even to my own detriment at times.

24. I like to ‘moo’ at cows when I pass by a cow farm in my car. You must ‘moo’ at them…they like it.

25. I’m secretly very patriotic.

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